Thursday, June 6, 2013

Another move.

Since it seems so popular these days, here's some music.

Due to our location being compromised we had to move again.

We are currently riding in our transportation to our new base. Same we had to leave Cameron though. It was funny watching him bump into things while covered in bandages.

I did some field work the other day and found out that the same group who's been constantly kidnapping me was up to no good. They planned to steal some very valuable and informative information about major proxy headquarters around the world. And no one steals my documents. No. One.

So I blew them up. Or at least I blew the foundations of the building off causing it to collapse on them.

Twitch has been progressively getting weirder though. And by weird I mean he hasn't screamed about his desire to ride bicycles made of meat in a whole week.

Veigar out.

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Interrogation.

"Okay Cameron, I'm going to ask you a few questions."

"FUCK YOU XERATH!"

Xerath was doing the interrogation while I was out on a solo mission but he recorded the audio to write down here.

X: Who do you work for?

C: Your mom.

X: Jokes on you my parents were gay.

C:....Fuck you.

X: How much were you paid to capture Veigar?

C: For one. I was capturing Jeremy. And I was paid $500k.

X: Why Veigar.

C: I don't ask questions questions. I just do my job.

X: Why do you only hate Master but not other fears?

C: Because he seems to have done the worst and he killed my entire town when I was little.

X: Revenge or dumbassery?

C: Both. I will find a way to kill Slenderman one day.

X: Idiot. The only things that can possibly kill master are other fears and 682. But the foundation lost track of it decades ago.

C: What's this, '682'?

X: I'm asking the questions here. Did you know who Veigar was before the job.

C: Of course, I know who most of the high-end proxies are. I just didn't know he shared a body with that bumbling fool.

X: That's all we needed to ask for now. I am now required to gouge your eyes out with a rusty spork.

C: Wait what no- AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

So we didn't get much about who he works for again. But we know that they REALLY wanted me if the paid him five hundred thousand dollars.

Veigar signing out.