"Okay Cameron, I'm going to ask you a few questions."
"FUCK YOU XERATH!"
Xerath was doing the interrogation while I was out on a solo mission but he recorded the audio to write down here.
X: Who do you work for?
C: Your mom.
X: Jokes on you my parents were gay.
C:....Fuck you.
X: How much were you paid to capture Veigar?
C: For one. I was capturing Jeremy. And I was paid $500k.
X: Why Veigar.
C: I don't ask questions questions. I just do my job.
X: Why do you only hate Master but not other fears?
C: Because he seems to have done the worst and he killed my entire town when I was little.
X: Revenge or dumbassery?
C: Both. I will find a way to kill Slenderman one day.
X: Idiot. The only things that can possibly kill master are other fears and 682. But the foundation lost track of it decades ago.
C: What's this, '682'?
X: I'm asking the questions here. Did you know who Veigar was before the job.
C: Of course, I know who most of the high-end proxies are. I just didn't know he shared a body with that bumbling fool.
X: That's all we needed to ask for now. I am now required to gouge your eyes out with a rusty spork.
C: Wait what no- AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
So we didn't get much about who he works for again. But we know that they REALLY wanted me if the paid him five hundred thousand dollars.
Veigar signing out.
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